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14.06.2025 00:11

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
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Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?
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share office space ...
Next, they tried...
What smell will you never forget?
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
How can I control my daily masturbating habit?
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
How did you get to be a leftist?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!